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    A special Arkansas edition of Windows XP has been developed.
    It is distinguished by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS XP, and has a a Dukes of Hazzard screen saver.
    Other differentiating features:
    The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
    My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
    Dial up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
    Control Panel is known as the "The Dashboard"
    Hard Drive is referred to as "4- Wheel Drive"
    Floppies are "them little ol plastic disc thangs"
    Instead of an error message a "garbage bag and roll of duct tape" pops up
    CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN ARKANSAS EDITION:
    OK... ats aw-right
    Cancel... stopdat
    Reset... try er agin
    Yes... yep
    No... noop
    Find... hunt fer it
    Go to... over yonder
    Back... back yonder
    Help... hep me out here
    Stop... kwitit
    Start... crank er up
    Settings... settins
    Programs... stuff more...

    Your email address ends in "@over.yonder.com".
    You have a bumper sticker on your truck that says "My other computer is a laptop".
    You've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
    Your spell checker knows words like, "Y'all", "Yonder" and "Reckon".
    You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.
    Your laptop has a sticker on it that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson".
    You've used jumper cables to wire your network.
    Your wife said "either she or the computer had to go" and you still don't miss her.
    You start all your emails with "Hey Bubba", or "Howdy Y'all".

    It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition
    of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If
    you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help
    understanding the commands.
    The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening
    screen. It reads Winders 98 with a background picture of the General
    Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy
    Duke screen saver. Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse, My
    Computer is called This Infernal Contraption, Dialup Networking is
    called Good Ol' Boys, Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard,
    Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive, and floppies are them
    little ole plastic disc thangs.
    Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag
    and duct tape. Also note that Winders 98 does not recognize capital
    letters or punctuation marks.
    We regret any inconvenience it may have more...

    MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE:
    It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Georgia edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Georgia. If you have one of the Georgia editions you may need some help understanding thecommands.The Georgia edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with abackground picture of the General Lee super imposed on a Confederate flag. It is shippedwith a Daisy Duke screen saver.Also note: Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse
    My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption
    Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys
    Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard
    Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive
    Floppies are them little ole plastic disc thangs.Other features: Instead of an error message you geta winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape. OK = ats aww-right
    cancel = hail no
    reset = awa shoot
    yes = shore
    no = Naaaa
    find = hunt-fer it
    go to = over more...

    WINDERS 98
    MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE:
    It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Georgia edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Georgia. If you have one of the Georgia editions you may need some help understanding the commands.
    The Georgia edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen.
    It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee super imposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver.
    Also note:
    Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse
    My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption
    Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys
    Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard
    Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive
    Floppies are them little ole plastic disc thangs.
    Other features:
    Instead of an error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.
    OK = ats aww-right
    cancel = hail no
    reset = awa shoot
    yes = shore
    no = more...

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