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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Your mama is so fat she goes to the beach and the whales sing, we are family even though your bigger than me.

Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

Your mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.