Yo Daddy Jokes
I called Yo daddy a fag and he hit me with his purse!
Yo daddy's like cement, takes him two days to get hard.
I saw yo daddy jacking off into a paper sack, I asked what he was doing, he said packing your lunch.
Yo daddy's so fat, even his dick has rolls.
Yo daddy's so stupid, when Yo mama says "Fuck me silly and make it hurt!" he puts on a clown suit and hits her with a brick before he does her.