On the subject of small lodgins in Tokyo comes the small pets...
For 400 yen, Japanese pedestrians can now buy a pair of live, three-inch Kabutomushi (horned beetles) from a vending machine. The four machines in central Japan, previously used for selling fresh vegetables, sell out each day, according to Japanese newspapers, with people travelling over 100 miles to make a purchase. Raising beetles as pets has a long tradition in Japan. Last August, a 36-year-old Japanese company president paid a record 10 million yen (nearly $100,000) for a giant stag beetle
A Japanese man came to US and visited NY. He wanted to get his traveler‚s checks changed and went to the Citibank. He gave a traveler‚s check worth of 4000 Japanese yen, and got 266 US Dollars from the bank, he said "thank you" to the beautiful lady who was in the cash counter.
After two days he wanted to exchange some more money, and he went to the same bank, but to a different counter and gave a traveler‚s check worth of 4000 yen and got 220 US Dollars from the bank. This time he did not thank, because he got less Dollar amount. He understood something wrong in the transaction, and he got little mad and told the bank rep:
"I think your calculation is wrong, the other day I got 266 dollars for the same Yen amount from this bank. This is not correct... is that the way you people serve your customers, specially foreigners.?
The counter rep (a lady) said " fluctuation"(sounds like "fuc-u-asian" in American accent).
An Asian guy walks into the New York City currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. The lady says "Fluctuations". The Asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the
door, turns around and says: "Fluc you Amelicans too!"
An Asian Guy walks into the New York City currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66.
He asks the lady why he gets less cash this week than last week.
The lady says: "Fluctuations."
The Asian guy storms out, and just before slamming
the door, turns around and says: "Fuck you Americans too!"
"Fluctuations." means fuck you asians.
1)What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism?
Kaal marks.(kaal - legs)
2)How do flies communicate?
3)What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai (jealousy)?
Wire-eriyarthu (stomach - burning)
4)What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali?
Naak-out (naak is tounge)
Marana kadis (deadly jokes)
1. Deepavalikkum pongalukkum yennanga vithyaasam? ( what is the difference between deepavali and pongal)
Deepavali annikku pongal saapadalaam aana Pongal annikku Deppavaliy sapda mudiyaadhu. ( we can eat pongal during deepavali but on pongal we can't eat deepavali)
2. LIC oda 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga. Yaen? (the 14th floor the famout LIC building in chennai had sandle paste on it, why? )
Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi.(Because it is mottai (bald) maadi (terrace))
3. Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan more...