Yacht-club Jokes

The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me' raise my mast'?" "No thanks," she said sweetly. "I heard about you from your ex and she included a' small craft' warning."

The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?""No thanks," she said sweetly. "I heard about you from your ex and she included a 'small craft' warning."