X-ray Jokes / Recent Jokes

Jason goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isn't fully convinced, but as usual, the store assistant comes along and closes the deal.

On his way home, Jason puts on his new x-ray glasses and, bingo! He sees everyone in the street naked. He takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on. Puts the glasses back on...everyone is naked! "Cool!"

As he arrives back home, he is eager to show his new toy to his wife, Ginger, but can't find her. He goes up to the bedroom and finds his wife and the postman, naked in bed. He takes his glasses off, and the two are still naked. He puts them back on, and they are still naked.

"Damn," Jason says. "I just paid fifty bucks for these and they're already broken!"

Instead of having' answers' on a math test, they should just call them' impressions' and it you got a different' impression' so what, can't we all be brothers?

Probably to a shark about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because where does he think he's going?!

Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man.

It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, more...

Increasing numbers of Americans are becoming too fat to fit into X-ray machines, U.S. researchers report.
The nation's rising obesity problems mean many citizens are not only too large for scanners but they have too much fat for the rays to penetrate.
Single males who frequent bars in the Midwest have suggested the X-ray machines drink a lot more Jagermeister.

Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?
Doctor: Absolutely nothing!

Once There Was A Servant He Requested To His Master To Pay Him Rs1000 For His X-Ray Master: But X -Ray Is Only For Rs 100-150
. Servant: I Know But My X-Ray Came Out So Well That I Ordered For 10 Copies Of It.

AN eight-year old sprained his ankle and was taken
to hospital. The doctor took the child to the X-ray room where, seeing the large camera, it set up a howl of terror.
"We are only taking your photograph," assured the doctor. "Surely you have been photographed before."
"Yes," replied the child amidst his sobs. "Do I also have to smile for this one?"

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.