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    You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.

    The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.

    The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.

    There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.

    You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.

    It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it until you walk across your living room rug.

    The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.

    There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.

    You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.

    Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.

    You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.

    You slice your more...

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