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    A Collegian was deeply in love with a foreign girl,
    whom he wanted to marry, but he did not have the
    courage to talk to her in person. so he decided to
    go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a
    letter of proposal to her.
    this is what he wrote. .....
    my darling
    most worthy of your estimation, after a long
    consideration and much meditation, i have a strong
    inclination to become your relation.
    as to my educational qualification, it is no
    exaggeration or fabrication, that i have passed my
    matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and
    very little concentrated preparation. what you say
    to the solemnization of our marriage celebration
    according to the population of the present generation.
    on your approbation of this application,
    i shall make preparation to improve my situation,
    and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
    and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of more...

    Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back.

    A guy just died and he's at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy.

    St. Peter goes through the Book several times, furrows his brow and says to the guy,' You know, I can't see that you ever did anything really bad in your life, but you never did anything really good either. If you can point to even one REALLY GOOD DEED-- you're in.'

    The guy thinks for a moment and says,' Yeah, there was this one time when I was driving down the highway and saw a giant group of thugs assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of' em harassing this terrified young woman. Infuriated, I got out of my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the thugs formed a circle around me. more...

    A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her. HE WROTE: Most worthy of your estimation
    after a long consideration
    and much mediation.
    I have a strong indication
    to become your relation.
    As to my educational qualification,
    it is no exaggeration or fabrication
    that I have passed my matriculation examination;
    no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
    What do you say to the solemnization
    of our marriage celebration
    according to the glorification of modern civilization
    and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. On your approbation of the application,
    I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
    and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
    it will be our argumentation of the more...

    A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.

    HE WROTE:

    Most worthy of your estimation
    after a long consideration
    and much mediation.
    I have a strong indication
    to become your relation.
    As to my educational qualification,
    it is no exaggeration or fabrication
    that I have passed my matriculation examination;
    no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
    What do you say to the solemnization
    of our marriage celebration
    according to the glorification of modern civilization
    and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation.

    On your approbation of the application,
    I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
    and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
    it more...

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