Winky Jokes

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    This one I heard from my friend:
    There was a man who stopped by a hotel and asked to use the bathroom.
    The manager said, "Sure but our bathroom is haunted by a ghost."
    The man said, "I'm not afraid of no ghost."
    So the man goes into the bathroom and he hears, "I'm the ghost of Willy Winky. I'll lick your balls and eat your weenie."
    The man runs out screaming, and the hotel manager shakes his head and yells, "I told you so!"
    Another man comes by and says, "Oh crap, I really need to use your bathroom!"
    The manager says, "Sure but there's a ghost haunting the bathroom."
    The man replies, "I don't believe in ghosts!"
    The man goes in the bathroom and hears, "I'm the ghost of Willy Winky. I'll lick your balls and eat your weenie."
    The man then runs out screaming.
    Then Santa Claus comes in and says, "I really need to use your bathroom."
    The manager says, more...

    (Obviously sung to the tune of
    the Battle Hymn of the Republic)


    Mine eyes have seen the Teletubby
    And his cutsey little purse.
    He wears a purple outfit,
    And, dear friends, what's even worse,
    He doesn't scratch or spit or belch,
    He doesn't even curse.
    What kind of guy is he?

    CHORUS
    Tinky Winky is a fairy.
    Moral Morons must be wary.
    Ignorance like their's is scary.
    And Tinky Winky's gay.

    I have seen his little triangle
    Where it sits upon his head,
    And we all know it's a symbol
    For the shame that can't be said.
    Now we have to purge this danger
    Or our little boys will wed
    A wife whose name is Ed.

    CHORUS

    His defenders say his purse is nothing
    But a magic little bag.
    That's a cover-up, as we all know,
    He's just a little fag!
    We cannot let a Teletubby
    Appear in purple drag,
    Moron more...

    What do you call a donkey with one leg?
    A wonky donkey
    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
    A winky wonky donkey
    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love?
    A bonky winky wonky donkey
    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, making love while breaking wind?
    A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, making love while
    breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
    A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, making love while
    breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
    A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, making love while
    breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a truck?
    Bloody talented!

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