Widows Jokes

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    Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?""Yes,"her friend replied. "What do you do about it?""I usually suck on a Lifesaver."After a moment of stunned silence her friend asked, "Well, what beach do you go to?"

    Two elderly widows were sitting on a park bench watching the people go by.
    "You know, Rose," Maude said, "I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they seem to talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. 'Mutual orgasm' here, 'mutual orgasm' there. Tell me, when Fred was alive, did you two ever have mutual orgasm?"
    Rose pondered the question for a few minutes, shook her head and replied, "No, Maude, I'm sure we had State Farm."

    Pat and Mike were lifelong friends and unfortunately Pat passed away unexpectedly. Mike was so devastated by the passing of his friend that he too died. Due to the fact that they were so close, their widows decided to bury them in a single ceremony. When their widows were making arrangements for their burials, Pat's wife instructed the funeral director to dress Pat in his
    brown suit and Mike's wife instructed him to dress Mike in his blue suit. Just minutes prior to beginning of the wake the wives wanted to make sure the director had followed their orders, and much to their dismay, they discovered that Pat was in a blue suit and Mike was in a brown suit. They expressed their displeasure to the director and demanded the situation be corrected
    immediately. The director told them that he would take care of it but needed five minutes. In less than the prescribed time, the director called the widows back into the room and showed them Pat in his brown suit and Mike in his blue more...

    Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?" "Yes,"her friend replied. "What do you do about it?" "I usually suck on a Lifesaver." After a moment of stunned silence her friend asked, "Well, what beach do you go to?"

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