Whiskeys Jokes

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    Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour. "Now, Timothy, it's not the usual thing for you to ask for three whiskeys. It'scelebratin', you are."Ahh, ye know me too well, Micheal, ye do. Truth, and I'm celebratingme first blow job."Callahan smiled benevolently and set a fourth glass on the bar."Now, that's special," he said. "For an old customer like y'rself, here's a fourth on the house, so I may be sharin' your celebrationwith you."Shandy shook his head, and replied "'Tis verra kind of ye, Micheal, but I'm thinkin' if three won't get rid of the taste, four won'teither."

    The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,"cor! I've just had my first blow-job and it was great! - I'll have alarge whiskey please, barman." The man takes his whiskey and downs it. "Same again?" asks the barman. "Okay" says the man and downs the second. He then orders a third and a forth and downs them both.In fact in totalhe downs 27 whiskeys. "Do you want another?" asks the barman. "No I don't think so", says the man, "If 27 whiskeys won't take away the tasteI don't think that another one will!"

    Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.
    To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin' three
    whiskeys."
    Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour. "Now, Timothy, it's not
    the usual thing for you to ask for three whiskeys. It's celebratin', you
    are.
    "Ahh, ye know me too well, Micheal, ye do. Truth, and I'm
    celebrating me first blow job."
    Callahan smiled benevolently and set a fourth glass on the bar. "Now,
    that's special," he said. "For an old customer like y'rself, here's a
    fourth on the house, so I may be sharin' your celebration with you."
    Shandy shook his head, and replied "'Tis verra kind of ye, Micheal,
    but I'm thinkin' if three won't get rid of the taste, four won't either."

    Two guys get off a ship and head for the nearest bar. Each one orders two whiskeys and immediately downs them. They then order two more whiskeys and once again quickly throw them back. They then order another two whiskers apiece.

    One of them picks up one of his drinks and turning to the other man says, "Cheers!"

    The other man turns to the first man and asks, "Hey, did you come here to B.S. or did you come here to drink?"

    Mick and Paddy get off a ship and head for the nearest bar. Each one orders two whiskeys and immediately downs them. They then order two more whiskeys and once again quickly throw them back. They then order another two whiskeys apiece.

    Paddy picks up one of his drinks, turns to Mick and says, "Cheers!"

    Mick turns to Paddy and says, "Hey, did you come here to bullshit, or did you come here to drink?"

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