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    New Jersey Hunters

    Hot 3 years ago

    A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
    The hunters "A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do? The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:

    A desi hell

    Hot 7 years ago

    A desi dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks What do they do here?"
    He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
    The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
    Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?"
    He is told "First they put you in anelectric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
    "But that is exactly the same as all the other more...

    A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
    The hunters "A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do? The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:

    A man and a woman are sitting next to each other on a flight. Suddenly, the man sneezes, whips out his dick and wipes the tip off.
    Unable to believe what she just saw, the woman decides that her eyes must be playing tricks on her.
    A few minutes later, the man sneezes again. He immediately whips out his dick and wipes the tip off.
    The woman is going nuts. She just can't believe that such a disgustingly rude person exists.
    A few minutes later, the man sneezes yet again. Once more he whips out his dick and wipes the tip off.
    By now the woman has had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you have sneezed and each time you have removed your penis from your pants and wiped it off. What the hell are you?"
    The man replies, "I have a very rare condition that causes me to have an orgasm each time I sneeze."
    "How strange," the woman says. "What are you taking anything for it?"
    "Pepper," he replies.

    An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
    He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
    He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
    The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
    He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
    Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.
    Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
    He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
    "But that is exactly the same as all more...

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