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    Lion tamer!

    Hot 2 years ago

    "I'm going to become a lion tamer."
    "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about lion taming."
    "Yes I do!"
    "Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"
    "Well, then I'll take that big chair they all carry and stick it in his face until he backs down."
    "Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?"
    "Well, then I'll takes that whip they all carry and whip him until he backs down."
    "Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and breaks it in two? What are you going to do then?"
    "Well, then I'll take that gun they all carry and shoot him."
    "Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will you do then?"
    "Well, then I'll pick up some of the shit that's on the bottom of the more...

    "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
    "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
    "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
    "Talk about a huge breast!"
    "It's Cool Whip time!"
    "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
    "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
    "It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?"
    "Just wait your turn. You'll get some!"
    "Don't play with your meat."
    "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
    "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
    "You still have a little bit on your chin."
    "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
    "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
    "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
    "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
    "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of more...

    "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
    "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
    "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
    "Talk about a huge breast!"
    "It's Cool Whip time!"
    "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
    "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
    "Are you going to come again next time?"
    "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
    "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
    "Don't play with your meat."
    "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
    "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
    "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
    "You still have a little bit on your chin."
    "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
    "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
    "You'll know it's ready when it pops more...

    "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
    "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
    "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
    "Talk about a huge breast!"
    "It's Cool Whip time!"
    "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
    "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
    "Are you going to come again next time?"
    "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
    "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
    "Don't play with your meat."
    "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
    "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
    "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
    "You still have a little bit on your chin."
    "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
    "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
    "You'll know it's ready when it pops more...

    * "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
    * "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
    * "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
    * "Talk about a huge breast!"
    * "It's Cool Whip time!"
    * "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
    * "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
    * "Are you going to come again next Year?"
    * "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
    * "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
    * "Don't play with your meat."
    * "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
    * "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
    * "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
    * "You still have a little bit on your chin."
    * "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
    * "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
    * more...

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