Weasels Jokes

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    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    I should state that Ronald MacDonald is probably a registered
    trademark of the MacDonald's Restaurant Corporation of
    America or something.
    I recently saw an advertisement for MacDonalds. In it, a young
    girl is talking to Ronald MacDonald. The setting is somewhere
    in North America, most likely, judging from the accents and
    scenery. The girl says she's running away to MacDonaldLand,
    and Ronald says, "MacDonaldland? That's where I'm from."
    Suddenly, it all made sense. Why is Ronald MacDonald, the
    grotesquely made-up and attired being, so far from MacDonaldland,
    the only place where he could fit in? Obviously, he's in exile.
    A few years ago in MacDonaldLand, Mayor McCheese, having grown
    paranoid and megalomaniacal in his years secluded in his
    mayoral residence, declared a state of emergency. He rationalized
    this act by pointing out increased felonious activities by the
    Hamburgler, and obliquely referring to rumors that more...

    Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
    Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Snugglepup
    Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
    Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy
    Old Man Grump's - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."
    Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogy, Slow Mover,
    Advantages: Stays put; predictable
    Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass
    Flinchy - "I-I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
    Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
    Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
    Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle
    Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
    Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb
    Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
    Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig
    Lazybones more...

    Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
    Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling,
    Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup
    Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
    Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy
    Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell.
    Let's stay home and watch TV."
    Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey,
    Slow Mover, Jerk
    Advantages: Stays put; predictable
    Disadvantages: Royal pain in the butt
    Flinchy - "I-I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
    Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
    Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
    Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle
    Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
    Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk,
    Big'n'Dumb
    Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
    Disadvantages: Can break you in more...

    Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, SnugglepupAdvantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirtsDisadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpyOld Man Grump's - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogy, Slow Mover, Advantages: Stays put; predictableDisadvantages: Royal pain in the assFlinchy - "I-I'm sorry for whatever it was I did." Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey youAdvantages: Jumps entertainingly when startledDisadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggleBigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' DumbAdvantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooledDisadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pigLazybones - "Zzzzzz"Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, more...

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