Weasels Jokes

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    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
    Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Snugglepup
    Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
    Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy
    Old Man Grump's - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."
    Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogy, Slow Mover,
    Advantages: Stays put; predictable
    Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass
    Flinchy - "I-I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
    Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
    Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
    Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle
    Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
    Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb
    Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
    Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig
    Lazybones more...

    Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
    Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling,
    Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup
    Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
    Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy
    Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell.
    Let's stay home and watch TV."
    Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey,
    Slow Mover, Jerk
    Advantages: Stays put; predictable
    Disadvantages: Royal pain in the butt
    Flinchy - "I-I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
    Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
    Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
    Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle
    Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
    Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk,
    Big'n'Dumb
    Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
    Disadvantages: Can break you in more...

    Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, SnugglepupAdvantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirtsDisadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpyOld Man Grump's - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogy, Slow Mover, Advantages: Stays put; predictableDisadvantages: Royal pain in the assFlinchy - "I-I'm sorry for whatever it was I did." Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey youAdvantages: Jumps entertainingly when startledDisadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggleBigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' DumbAdvantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooledDisadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pigLazybones - "Zzzzzz"Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, more...

    Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, okay?"
    Also Known As: Mr. Nice Guy, Family Man, Honey, Darling, Snugglepup
    Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
    Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy
    Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."
    Also Known As: Grumbles, Sour-Puss, Stick-in-the-Mud, Old Fogey, Jerk
    Advantages: Stays put; predictable
    Disadvantages: Pain in the butt
    Flinchy - "I-I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
    Also Known As: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
    Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
    Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle
    Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin."
    Also Known As: Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, The Hulk
    Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
    Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig
    Lazybones - "Zzzzzz"
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