Washington DC Jokes

....in producing illiterate graduates.

Despite spending more than twice the national average per pupil, Washington DC's illiteracy rate is 33% versus 21% for the nation.

$11,269 per student really isn't much, says an administrator, it barely pays for the Ninth Graders' bitches.

In fact, Washington hasn't been this white since the Republicans were in charge.

The U.S. Mint hopes U.S. presidents can succeed where Susan B. Anthony and Sacajawea failed as they release new dollar coins featuring George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.
The dollar coins featuring female figures were viewed as being worth only 70 cents.

Madame Tussauds wax museum has just opened its doors in Washington DC.

According to their press release -- "the attraction will give visitors an interactive, full-sensory experience; they will be able to touch, see and hear celebrities in a way unlike any other Washington D.C. attraction."

Senator Larry Craig said he can't wait to get his statue erected.

A recent study claims that New Orleans is the city with the most well endowed men, with D.C. coming in second. It weird because I thought Washington had the biggest dicks.