Walrus Jokes

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    Q: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms?
    A: So they'll have a doggie bag for later.
    Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
    A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
    Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?
    A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps, the other is a walrus
    Q: What does a blonde say after she graduates from college?
    A: "Hi, welcome to McDonalds."
    Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
    A: Last year's hide and seek champ.
    Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
    A: A space invader.
    Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
    A: Gifted!
    Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
    A: Alone.
    Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
    A: Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
    Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
    A: Pregnant.
    Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her more...

    What do a walrus and a tupperware container have in common?
    They both like a tight seal.

    Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
    He was looking for a tight seal.

    Q: What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
    A: They both like a tight seal.

    A walrus is like Tupperware...they both like a tight seal.

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