Virgo Jokes

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    Aries:
    Just one. You want to make something of it? Taurus:
    One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.Gemini:
    Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done.Cancer:
    Just one. But it takes a therapist three years
    to help them through the grief process.Leo:
    Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes
    their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them
    while they're out.Virgo:
    Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.Libra:
    Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you? Scorpio:
    That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.Sagittarius:
    The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid more...

    The Fart Zodiac

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    Aries

    The Ram. Their farts are "Built Ram Tough". They may feel like Curly-Qs coming out of their asses because their farts mimic the curves of a ram's horns. They, the farts, sometimes like to butt heads with other farts. Since people born under the sign of Aries show strong leadership and like to get things started, they are always the first ones to fart while around other people. Their farts tend to be loud since they are energetic. Do you like to hear robust farts? Too shy to be the first one to fart? Get with an Aries.

    Taurus

    The Bull. Their farts can be very stubborn, and once released, they can stink up a space with power for very long periods of time-longer than average. Their farts just don't want to go away. Their farts can even be kinda sharp and hurt their *******s when they come out, because they are big and mimic the sharp horns of the bull. Since Taurus people love sensual pleasures, they must take care not to over-indulge and more...

    ARIES WOMEN: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz.

    ARIES MEN: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favourite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.

    TAURUS WOMEN: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and leave your more...

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