Violist Jokes / Recent Jokes
How is lightning like a violist's fingers? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency.
How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune? The bow is moving.
A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down." The violist replied, "You're kidding! The conductor came to my house?"
If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?Who cares?