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    During the Vietnam war

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    During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he
    was falling back during a really fierce battle. "Didn't you hear
    me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1? "
    The Marine replied, "I got my four Sir."

    Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!

    During the Vietnam War

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    During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said, "Howd you learn to shoot like that? Have you ever been in combat before?" "Well suh," drawled the boy, "To be honest, this is my first public war."

    During the Vietnam War

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    During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said, "How'd you learn to shoot like that? Have you ever been in combat before?" "Well suh," drawled the boy, "To be honest, this is my first public war."

    Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
    Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
    Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.
    For every movie about Vietnam starring Chuck Norris, the historical duration of the war decreases. Just 3 more "Missing in Action" sequels, and that war will have never actually existed.
    Chuck Norris' penis has a Hemi.
    Chuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
    Chuck Norris CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand.
    Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.
    Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more more...

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