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NAME: Trouser Snake (Expetirious Trouseris)
LOCATION; Throughout the world.
One eyed with mushroom-shaped head (others types may come with extra layers of skin)
*Varying from pink to black.
*Fang-less with a highly venomous spit (Spit can reach distances up to 2-3 feet).
*Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood & sub-species.
SYMPTOMS; This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal.
*WARNING* BEWARE: It has been know to attack men in the lower abdomen!!!!!!!
HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms. Likes dark damp caves. but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.
ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccines are available for women. However once the venom is injected into the body only drastic more...
About 7 am on August 25th 1998, thirty-six year old Mrs Sarah Jenson started her period. By the time she arrived at work an hour later, she had started to experience a chronic itching sensation in her crotch.
Sarah worked as an advisor in a call centre and had recently received a final warning about her poor attendance record. To keep her job, she tried to ignore the itch and got on with answering customers' calls.
At 11: 25 am she reported to her boss that she was suffering from severe abdominal pain and it was only when she collapsed in her own vomit that he called for an ambulance.
She was admitted to the Lincoln Hospital, Texas where doctors discovered that her vagina was greatly swollen and her labia had distended to three times normal size. Whilst cleaning the inflamed area, a tampon was found and it was sent away for analysis.
Suspecting Toxic Shock syndrome, Sarah was kept under close observation until her condition was no longer more...