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In a remote village of India one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat Katha to a class. He is at the' Krishnajanma' part of it.
Masterji: to bachcho, so kamsa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is goin to kill him. he was furious. he ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kamsa kills him by poisoning sencond one is born and kamsa thorws him off the mountain peak third one is born..
Now Ramu who is smartest puts up his hand.
Masterji (sounding nervous and confused): Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt in Mahabharata and how come u have one?
Ramu Beta: Masterji, if Kamsa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill him, why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell??

In some remote village of India, one masterji is


teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students.


He is at the `krishnajanma` a part of it.


Masterji: "Kamsa heard the akashwani that his sister`s 8th child is going
to kill him.


He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.


First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...


Second one is born n kamsa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one isborn.....


Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.


"Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)"


Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt
in Mahabharata then how come u have one?"


Ramu: " Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki`s 8th child
was going to kill him, Then


“WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND more...

In a remote village of India, once Masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘Krishna janma’ part of it.
Masterji: “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning… Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born…
Ramu: I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused).
Masterji: “Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come you have one? ”
Ramu: Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child was going to Kill him, “Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell? ”
Masterji fainted.