Unlucky Jokes

Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airplane and pulled the ripcord. The chute emerged, tangled, and he cut it free. He then pulled the cord on the reserve chute, and it also was tangled. He prayed to his God and looked down to the ground below. To his amazement, a woman was coming up with equal velocity. "Hey, you know anything about parachutes?" he shoutedto her, as they passed by. The reply: "No... you know anything about Coleman stoves?"

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

My granddad was a very unlucky man.
He made a soft drink, and called it 1-up, but it didn't sell.
He made another, called it 2-up, which also didn't sell.
He tried yet another, called it 3-up.
He got to 6-up, and quit.

When Is It Unlucky To See A Black Cat?
When Your A Mouse!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When your a mouse!