Unexpected Jokes

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    Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

    1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
    2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
    3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
    4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
    5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
    6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
    7. Why does "fat chance" mean the same thing as "slim chance"?
    8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
    9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
    10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
    11. Why is it call "after dark" when it is really "after light"?
    12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
    13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
    14. Why do "overlook" more...

    WHY ?...
    1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
    2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
    3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
    4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
    5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
    6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
    7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
    8. Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
    9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
    10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
    11. Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
    12. Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
    13. Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?
    14. Why do 'overlook and 'oversee' mean opposite more...

    WHY ?... 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 8. Why do 'tug' boats push their barges? 9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? 10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? 11. Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"? 12. Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? 13. Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites? 14. Why do 'overlook and 'oversee' mean opposite things? 15. Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds? more...

    Unexpected marketing
    Sharon has reached the age of 18 and is regarded by many as, well, a stunner. One day, she goes to buy a new dress.
    "Can I please try on that dress in the window?" she asks Benjamin, the boutique owner.
    "Go ahead," Benjamin replies with a shrug, "maybe it`ll attract some business."

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