An Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball on the tee, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any undies?" her husband demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no undies. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $10. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her more...
One day a little girl came running into her house
yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheels while he sat in the tree." The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your undies?"
"Ohhhh" said the little girl. The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars." The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?" The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is..." Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, "Wait Mommy; I tricked him, I didn't wear any undies today."
There was a teacher getting ready for class and she was waiting for 3 boys to arrive.
The first boy comes in the class with no pants on but is wearing a t-shirt and undies.
The teacher ask" Where have you been?"
The boy says "I went on Blueberry Hill".
The second boy enters the class with no t-shirt on but is wearing pants and undies.
The teacher asks" Where have you been?"
The boy says "I went on Blueberry Hill?"
The third boy enters the class with no pants and undies but is wearing a t-shirt.
The teacher asks him " Where have you been?"
The boys says " I went on Blueberry Hill".
Now this girl enters the class with nothing on. The teacher says " I suppose you went on Blueberry Hill, right?"
And the girl says " No miss, I am Blueberry Hill".
Whats the diffrence between school certifiacets and your undies?
Your undies have more marks
What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies? Clitty litter.