Underpants Jokes

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    Jim Goldman's joke reminded me of an oldie but goodie:
    Fred and Myra were residents at the local old age home. One day, Fred came shuffling past Myra when she waved him over.
    "Fred," she said, "I'll bet I can guess how old you are."
    "Okay," replied Fred, "go ahead. Tell me how old I am."
    Well, you got to pull down your pants first Fred.
    "What are ya talkin' about Myra?"
    "I can only tell how old you are if you pull down your pants Fred."
    Shrugging his shoulders, Fred obliges and pulls down his pants. Myra tells him to pull down his underpants as well.
    Thinking 'why not?' he pulls down his underpants as well. Myra peers at his privates, inspecting from all angles. She takes his equipment in hand, moves it around a bit, feeling here and there. After some of this manipulation, she looks up at Fred and announces, "You're 87 years old."
    Astonished, Fred looks at her in more...

    The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly. "All right" says the Doc, "drop' em and let's have a look." Having been confronted with the evidence the Doc exclaims "Yes, you've got a bad rash there, but my word, what brown balls you've got. They're truly remarkable!".

    The patient is a bit embarrassed and says "Look Doc, what about the rash?"

    "Oh that's easy," said the Doc, "Here's some cream to rub on. By the way, those brown balls are amazing, my I ask....."

    "No," said the patient, "You can't. Now, is that all Doc?"

    "Well, " said the Doctor, " You could stop the rash coming back with a bit better hygiene. Tell your wife you need clean underpants every day. And those really are the brownest balls I've ever seen!"

    The guy goes home and tells his wife that the Doctor says he needs clean underpants every more...

    One day Little Sally, may i tell you who always LOVES to wear dresses came running home and with excitement told her mom, "These boys at school said they wold give me $5 to climb up the tree!"
    Surprized her mom asked, "and did you do it?"
    "No but if they ask tommorow i think i will!"
    "Dont do it all they want to do is see your underpants!"
    "ok" Little Sally replied.
    This continued for the next few weeks and each day the boys promised to raise the price.
    One day Sally came running home crying.
    Her mom asked what was wrong.
    "When i was at school today i climbed the tree for $100! But when i climbed back down they laghed and ran away!"
    "Well i told you not to do it all they want to do i see your underpant!"
    "But mommy im not wearing any underpants!!"

    The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly. "All right" says the Doc, "drop' em and let's have a look." Having been confronted with the evidence the Doc exclaims "Yes, you've got a bad rash there, but my word, what brown balls you've got. They're truly remarkable!".
    The patient is a bit embarrassed and says "Look Doc, what about the rash?"
    "Oh that's easy," said the Doc, "Here's some cream to rub on. By the way, those brown balls are amazing, my I ask....."
    "No," said the patient, "You can't. Now, is that all Doc?"
    "Well, " said the Doctor, " You could stop the rash coming back with a bit better hygiene. Tell your wife you need clean underpants every day. And those really are the brownest balls I've ever seen!"
    The guy goes home and tells his wife that the Doctor says he needs clean underpants every day.
    "What?" she yells, more...

    Q: What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
    A: Michael Jackson's hand.

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