Tumhari Jokes / Recent Jokes

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

Sardar talking on cell.
Other sardar: kis se baat kar raho ho?
Sardar: biwi se…
Other sardar: itne… pyaar se?
Sardar: tumhari hai…

The girl asked the baby fly, ’main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon
Maa bulati hai? ’
The fly replied, ’kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai. ’