Tubs Jokes

Two male priests are having baths in different tubs next to each other. In between the tubs is one soap dish, without any soap in it. So one of the priests goes to get some soap from the Cathedral bathroom. As he is walking back with the soap naked, three visitors are walking through the halls. One of them is a pervert.

The priest sees them and stops like he's dead with the soap in his hands. The perverted visitor looks and says, "Hey! Look at that statue! I'm gonna yank it's dick!" So he goes over and yanks it. The priest drops one of the bars of soap. "Oh look. A soap dispenser," the perverted guy says.

So the other visitors, a girl and boy go over to the priest. The other guy yanks his dick. The priest drops another bar of soap. "Yeah it is a soap dispenser," the guy says.

So the girl decides to join in. She yanks his dick. Surprised, she says, "Oh look! Hand lotion!"

Many years ago a Kentucky grandmother gave a new bride the following recipe for washing clothes....

1. Bilt fire in backyard to heat kettle of rain water.
2. Set tubs so smoke wont blow in eyes if wind is pert.
3. Shave one hole cake of lie soap in bilin water.
4. Sort things, make 3 piles. 1 pile white, 1 pile colored, 1 pile work britches and rags.
5. To make starch, stir flour in cool water to smooth, then thin down with bilin water.
6. Take white things, rub dirty spots on board, scrub hard, and then bile. Rub colored, don't bile, just rinch and starch.
7. Take things out of kettle with broomstick handle, then rinch, and starch.
8. Hang old rags on fence.
9. Spread tea towels on grass.
10. Pore rinch water in flower bed.
11. Scrub porch with hot soapy water.
12. Turn tubs upside down.
13. Go put on clean dress, smooth hair with hair combs. Brew cup of tea, sit and rock a spell and count your more...