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    What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned. Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you, S. Berman ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Room 635, I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the more...

    This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink? "

    Dear Jokers who provide Yo mama jokes,
    Please do not post yo mama jokes previously posted in this Joke Page.
    It's a waste of your time, our time and bandwith.
    Please read the following collection of YO MAMA SO FAT' jokes. Future
    jokers, read this and if you can find something new about the fat mama
    then submit your joke. (OLD MAMA, TALL MAMA, POOR MAMA etc.
    will follow)
    YO MAMA IS SO FAT
    Yo mama so fat. . . she's fat!
    Yo mama so fat God can't lift her spirits!
    Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
    Yo mama so fat God said "Let there be Light", and moved her fat ass.
    Yo mama so fat I got rich by making her sit on coal.
    Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
    Yo mama so fat I have to roll her over twice to get her on her back.
    Yo mama so fat I saw her on top of the Empire State building snatching at airplanes.
    Yo mama so fat I'm more...

    A new lady teacher, came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with -name, and hobby.
    She said " Let's start with the boys first. Boys start giving their intro. First boy: " My name is john, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub. " Teacher was confused to listen and said "intresting - well, ok. In fact we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So its ok john. Yes next-"
    Second boy: " My name is Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub" Teacher now got surprised and said " gooodd.. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. ok next - " Third boy: I'm smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub " Teacher: " guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next - " This continues, and the last boy stands up: I m Herry, and my hobby is to see bubble more...

    Three old sisters--92 (Robin), 94 (Doreen), and 96 (Peggy) years old, respectively all lived together. One day the oldest drew a bath. She put one foot in the water, paused, then called downstairs to her sisters, "Am I getting in the tub or out of the tub?"

    The middle sister started up the stairs to help, then paused and called back downstairs, "Was I going up or coming down?"

    The youngest sister, who was sitting at the kitchen table having tea, said, "I guess I'll have to help. I hope I never get that forgetful!" and knocked on wood. She got up then, paused, and called, "I'll come up as soon as I see who's at the door!"

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