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    When I was in the

    Hot 6 months ago

    When I was in the Air Force, they had a weekly paper.
    It had a lost and found section. One day I was reading it and saw this:
    "Found, one black boy's bicycle".
    Wonder how they knew?

    Texas: Convicted

    Hot 5 months ago

    Texas: A man convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a prison sentence.
    For payment, he provided the court a check - a *forged* check. He got 10 years.


    Hot 5 years ago

    When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.
    The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight.
    "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."

    Virginia: Refridgerator

    Hot 5 years ago

    Virginia: Two men in a pickup truck went to a new-home site to steal a refrigerator.
    Banging up walls, floors, etc., they snatched a refrigerator from one of the houses, and loaded it onto the pickup.
    The truck promptly got stuck in the mud, so these brain surgeons decided that the refrigerator was too heavy.
    Banging up *more* walls, floors, etc., they put the refrigerator *back* into the house, and returned to the pickup truck, only to realize that they locked the keys in the truck - so they abandoned it.

    In September, according to police in Junction City, Kan., David Bell, 30, just released from jail for car theft, walked out the door and stole another car to get home.

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