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    When I was in the

    Hot 11 months ago

    When I was in the Air Force, they had a weekly paper.
    It had a lost and found section. One day I was reading it and saw this:
    "Found, one black boy's bicycle".
    Wonder how they knew?

    Texas: Convicted

    Hot 10 months ago

    Texas: A man convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a prison sentence.
    For payment, he provided the court a check - a *forged* check. He got 10 years.

    Teacher

    Hot 6 years ago

    When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.
    The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight.
    "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."

    In September, according to police in Junction City, Kan., David Bell, 30, just released from jail for car theft, walked out the door and stole another car to get home.

    When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he
    not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for man
    kind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic
    between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he
    reentered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck Mr.
    Gorsky."
    Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival
    Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either
    the Russian or American Space Programs. Over the years many people
    questioned Mr. Armstrong as to what the "Good Luck Mr. Gorsky" statement
    meant, but Mr. Armstrong always just smiled and would not answer.
    Just last year, (On July 5, 1996) in Tampa, Florida while answering
    questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 29 year old
    question to Mr. Armstrong again. This time he finally more...

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