Treasury Jokes

The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:
1. The Al Gore bond, which has no interest.
2. The Monica Lewinsky bond, which has no maturity And...
3. The Bill Clinton Bond, which has no principal.

The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:1. The Al Gore bond, which has no interest.2. The Monica Lewinsky bond, which has no maturity And...3. The Bill Clinton Bond, which has no principal.

The US Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of government bonds:

1. The Al Gore Bond, which has no interest.

2. The Monica Lewinsky Bond, which has no maturity,

3. The Bill Clinton Bond, which has no principle.

Q: Why does Treasury only have 10 minutes for morning tea?
A: If they had any longer, they would need to re-train all the economists.

The U. S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds: 1. The Al Gore bond, which has no interest. 2. The Monica Lewinsky bond, which has no maturity And... 3. The Bill Clinton Bond, which has no principal.