A judge has moved Travis Henry's cocaine-trafficking trial to Montana. It's believed to be the first time the words'Montana' and'traffic' have been used in the same sentence.
After the first day of football practice one guy Travis asks Justin, "Justin, do you know that you have a cork in you a--?"
Justin simply says "yea."
Travis replys "Well, doesn't it hurt?"
"yea, but i can't take it out"
Travis is confused, "why not?" he asked.
Justin says "well, over the summer i was walking on the beach and i found a bottle with a cork in it. So, i pulled the cork out and a genie popped out and said that she will grant me one wish. So i said NO S---!!!!!"