Trans Jokes

Starbucks is going to eliminate trans fat from its stores. Said founder Howard Shultz, "Our new trans-fat free Frappacino will pad your ass without clogging your arteries."

New York city is considering a ban in the use of trans fats for cooking. While trans fats may soon be illegal, fat trannies are still going to be allowed to graze unsupervised in piano bars across the city.