Towels Jokes

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    Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say, "I think it's time I learn to take care of myself. You know, just in case." Volunteer to cook for her. Make sure it's real greasy. Use every pot and pan in the house and be sure you spill and/or drop some of everything everywhere. While brushing your teeth, flick the toothbrush first at the sink and then at the mirror. Never ask her to get you something from the kitchen when she's in the kitchen. Let her spend a good 30 minutes in there and when she reaches the sofa with a sigh of relief say, "Will you PLEASE do me a big favor and get me a beer, my back is just killing me today. Be sure to load up all your pockets with tissues before you drop them in the clothes hamper. Leave yourself a trail of clothing, towels, dishes, and everything else you put your hands on. This will ensure you never lose your way. Wait until she's overwhelmed with work (Weekly Opportunity) lean in more...

    The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:
    A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.
    The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.
    Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside.
    Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some papers towels, blotted up the more...

    A REALLY Bad Day
    So you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:
    A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.
    The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.
    Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas had spilled on the more...

    Start asking her questions (don`t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say, "I think it`s time I learn to take care of myself. You know, just in case."

    Volunteer to cook for her. Make sure it`s real greasy. Use every pot and pan in the house and be sure you spill and/or drop some of everything everywhere.

    While brushing your teeth, flick the toothbrush first at the sink and then at the mirror.

    Never ask her to get you something from the kitchen when she`s in the kitchen. Let her spend a good 30 minutes in there and when she reaches the sofa with a sigh of relief say, "Will you PLEASE do me a big favor and get me a beer, my back is just killing me today.

    Be sure to load up all your pockets with tissues before you drop them in the clothes hamper.

    Leave yourself a trail of clothing, towels, dishes, and everything else you put your hands on. This will ensure you never lose your more...

    The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:
    A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The
    man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man,
    still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto
    the floor inside the house.
    The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut
    and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the
    phone and summoned an ambulance.
    Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to
    the street to direct the paramedics to her husband.
    After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the
    motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife more...

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