Toot Jokes

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    Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

    A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

    A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

    Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

    Unique New York.

    Betty Botter had some butter,' 'But,'' she said,' 'this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better.''

    So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So' twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

    Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

    Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?

    A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.

    The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

    Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

    One more...

    CAN YOU TIE THEM IN A KNOT CAN YOU TIE THEM A BOW CAN YOU HANG YOUR BOOBS REALLY LOW CAN YOU PAINT A LITTLE DOT AND SAY IT IS HOT HOOT TEE TOOT TOOT HOOT TEE TOOT TOOT!!!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Toot!
    Toot who?
    Toot the bitter end!

    A tutor who tooted the flute
    Tried to teach two young tooters to toot
    Said the two to the tutor
    Is it harder to toot or
    To tutor two tooters to toot?

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