Tom Brady Jokes
Tom Brady has said that he stills likes the Patriots chances despite his season-ending injury. Upon hearing his pronouncement, doctors immediately lessened his dosage of morphine.
Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant with Tom Brady's child. If Brady can't make it to the delivery, perhaps Bill Belichick will tape it.
Ray Lewis thinks that Tom Brady's injuries are fake. Almost as fake as Lewis' alibi.
At this time no name has been released to the media, but sources close to the couple say they have named the baby boy according to old family traditions and will call him Brady Bundch.
Tom Brady has agreed to conduct a passing camp at Gillette Stadium for $23,000 per participant. Campers will learn about long passes, shuttle passes and most importantly, passes at supermodels.