Tom Brady Jokes
Tom Brady suffered a knee injury and may be out for the year. Bill Belichick will replace him with tapes of a healthy Brady.
Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant with Tom Brady's child. If Brady can't make it to the delivery, perhaps Bill Belichick will tape it.
Ray Lewis thinks that Tom Brady's injuries are fake. Almost as fake as Lewis' alibi.
Tom Brady is officially out for the season. On the positive side, two months of bed rest isn't quite so daunting when that bed features Gisele Bundchen.
Tom Brady has said that he stills likes the Patriots chances despite his season-ending injury. Upon hearing his pronouncement, doctors immediately lessened his dosage of morphine.