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    MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:
    1. Juggling Knives is Easy
    2. Where to Find the toys in the Oven
    3. Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things
    4. Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want
    5. "Whatcha' Doin'" the Wonderful Phrase
    6. 101 Games to Play in the Road
    7. The Indoor Pool is a Big Potty and the Divingboard is the Flusher
    8. Homemade Fireworks using a Bathtub, a Blowdryer, and a Fork
    9. POP, goes the Hamster and other fun Microwave Games
    10. Arthur Gets Hunted
    11. Clifford and the Big and Yellow Semi
    12. Monsters Killed Grandpa
    13. The hit sequel to "Elvis is your real dad" Mrs.Clause is your real Mom
    14. Chicken Poop for the Kid Soul
    15. All Guns Squirt Water
    16. When The Garbage Truck Came to Sesame Street
    17. How Fun it is to Tie a Squirrel to a Kite
    18. You Can Get Sucked Down the Drain
    19. How to Make Sushi with Ordinary Goldfish
    20. 101 recipies to make with Dog
    21. If more...

    Actual' Country' Song Titles...

    1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

    2. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?

    3. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed

    4. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth,' Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye

    5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling

    6. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

    7. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

    8. I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car Don't Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal

    9. I Keep Forgetten' I Forgot About You

    10. I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well

    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

    12. I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

    13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

    14. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

    15. Please more...

    These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs...
    1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
    2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
    3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
    4. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
    5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
    6. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2
    7. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
    8. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
    9. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
    10. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
    11. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
    12. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
    13. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
    14. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying my eyes out over you
    15. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
    16. Mama Get A Hammer more...

    MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys in the Oven3. Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things4. Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want5. "Whatcha' Doin'" the Wonderful Phrase6. 101 Games to Play in the Road7. The Indoor Pool is a Big Potty and the Divingboard is the Flusher8. Homemade Fireworks using a Bathtub, a Blowdryer, and a Fork9. POP, goes the Hamster and other fun Microwave Games10. Arthur Gets Hunted11. Clifford and the Big and Yellow Semi12. Monsters Killed Grandpa13. The hit sequel to "Elvis is your real dad" Mrs.Clause is your real Mom14. Chicken Poop for the Kid Soul15. All Guns Squirt Water16. When The Garbage Truck Came to Sesame Street17. How Fun it is to Tie a Squirrel to a Kite18. You Can Get Sucked Down the Drain19. How to Make Sushi with Ordinary Goldfish20. 101 recipies to make with Dog21. If its Storming out the Best Place to keep shelter is under a tree22. The New Boy is Bad23. Your Nightmares more...

    These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs...1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 4. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling6. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 27. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine8. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You9. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well10. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better11. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win12. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite13. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here14. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying my eyes out over you15. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now16. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love more...

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