Tinsel Jokes

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    Christmas controversies & various solutions
    CONTROVERSY: Should the tree be real or fake?
    YUPPIE:Live tree, planted after use
    MALE:Fake tree, discarded after use
    FEMALE:Grow tree in house, adorned with fruits
    REALITY:Fake tree stays up until May, adorned with furballs
    CONTROVERSY: Should tree lights twinkle or stay constant?
    YUPPIE:Each bulb blinks to its own random rhythm
    MALE:Bulbs flash logo of football team
    FEMALE:Elegant flickering candles
    REALITY:Tree bursts into flames, burns house down
    CONTROVERSY: Should tree be topped with an angel or a star?
    YUPPIE:Gender-neutral angel; no submissive female stereotype
    MALE:Blonde angel, kneeling, in a wet T-shirt
    FEMALE:Authentic angel explains true meaning of Christmas
    REALITY:Hell's Angel steals the tree and the gifts
    CONTROVERSY: Do ya fling or hang tinsel?
    YUPPIE:Empower each strand w/self-determining skills
    MALE:Six large clumps of tinsel on front of more...

    Should the tree be real or fake?
    Yuppie Solution: Live tree, planted after use
    Male Solution: Fake tree, discarded after use
    Female Solution: Grow tree in house, adorned with fruits
    Reality: Fake tree stays up until May, adorned with furballs
    Should tree lights twinkle or stay constant?
    Yuppie Solution: Each bulb blinks to its own random rhythm
    Male Solution: Bulbs flash logo of football team
    Female Solution: Elegant flickering candles
    Reality: Tree bursts into flames, burns house down
    Should the tree be topped with an angel or a star?
    Yuppie Solution: Gender-neutral angel; no submissive female stereotype
    Male Solution: Blonde angel, kneeling, in a wet T-shirt
    Female Solution: Authentic angel explains true meaning of Christmas
    Reality: Hell's Angel steals the tree and the gifts
    Do you fling or hang tinsel?
    Yuppie Solution: Empower each strand w/self-determining skills
    Male Solution: Six large clumps of tinsel on front more...

    Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel? It's for the Christmas period.

    WHICH IS BEST?
    CONTROVERSY Should the tree be real or fake?
    YUPPIE Live tree, planted after use
    MALE Fake tree, discarded after use
    FEMALE Grow tree in house, adorned with fruits
    REALITY Fake tree stays up until May, adorned with fur-balls

    CONTROVERSY Should tree lights twinkle or stay constant?
    YUPPIE Each bulb blinks to its own random rhythm
    MALE Bulbs flash logo of football team
    FEMALE Elegant flickering candles
    REALITY Tree bursts into flames, burns house down

    CONTROVERSY Should tree be topped with an angel or a star?
    YUPPIE Gender-neutral angel; no submissive female stereotype
    MALE Blonde angel, kneeling, in a wet T-shirt
    FEMALE Authentic angel explains true meaning of Christmas
    REALITY Hell's Angel steals the tree and the gifts

    CONTROVERSY Do you fling or hang tinsel?
    YUPPIE Empower each strand w/self-determining skills
    MALE Six large clumps of tinsel on front of more...

    CONTROVERSY: Should the tree be real or fake?
    YUPPIE: Live tree, planted after use
    MALE: Fake tree, discarded after use
    FEMALE: Grow tree in house, adorned with fruits
    REALITY: Fake tree stays up until May, adorned with furballs
    CONTROVERSY: Should tree lights twinkle or stay constant?
    YUPPIE: Each bulb blinks to its own random rhythm
    MALE: Bulbs flash logo of football team
    FEMALE: Elegant flickering candles
    REALITY: Tree bursts into flames, burns house down
    CONTROVERSY: Should tree be topped with an angel or a star?
    YUPPIE: Gender-neutral angel; no submissive female stereotype
    MALE: Blonde angel, kneeling, in a wet T-shirt
    FEMALE: Authentic angel explains true meaning of Christmas
    REALITY: Hell's Angel steals the tree and the gifts
    CONTROVERSY: Do ya fling or hang tinsel?
    YUPPIE: Empower each strand w/self-determining skills
    MALE: Six large clumps of tinsel on front of tree
    FEMALE: Each icicle hangs like strand more...

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