Thith Jokes

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    Lisping Dwarf
    A dwarf with a lisp goes to an agricultural show to buy a mare. He wanders around until he comes across a beautiful mare inside a small enclosure with a farmer standing at the gate. He goes up to the farmer and says,
    "Excthuth me, can I have a look at your horth?"
    "Sure", says the farmer, "come on in."
    The dwarf wanders round and round the mare and then stops, says to the farmer "Her eyeth, her eyeth, I want to see her eyeth."
    The farmer has to bend down and pick up the dwarf to show him the mare's eyes.
    "Nith eyeth, nith eyeth, I like thith horth, I like thith horth, I think I want to buy thith horth." Once again the dwarf wanders around the horse, in turn asking the farmer to pick him up and show him the mare's ears and exclaiming, "Nith earth, nith earth, I like thith horth, I like thith horth, I think I want to buy thith horth."
    The farmer is starting to get pissed off by this more...

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