Thirsty Jokes

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    Child sent to bed

    Hot 5 years ago

    A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." [Five minutes later] "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" [Five minutes later] "Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

    Hillary wakes bill in the middle of the night.
    Bill: "What's the matter?"
    Hillary: "I'm thirsty and I would like a glass of water."
    Bill: "Do you seriously think I'm going to get it for you??"
    Hillary: "Of course not. I just want you to keep my place empty until I'm back."

    Moo Moo

    Hot 6 years ago

    A man goes into a bar and sits at a booth in a dark corner. A few minutes later 3 other men follow. They sit down at the bar. The first man says, "I'm so thirsty, I could drink a pint." The second says, "I'm so thirsty I could drink a keg." The third man says, "I'm so thirsty, I could milk a cow."
    Upon hearing this is, the man in the dark corner says "Moo moo, big boy."

    15 Fun Things to do in Public Areas
    (I actually did all of these)
    1. Go up to random people and ask "How are you doing?" See what kind of conversation you can start.
    (I met lots of new people this way)
    2. Ask someone what another person's name is nearby. Go up to that person and say "Hey, *person's name*. How are you? You forgot my name, again, didn't you!?" (People normally look at me very confused with this one.)
    3. Fall down in front of strangers, and see if they try to help. (If they don't help, I yell out, "FINE! DON'T HELP ME THEN!")
    4. Bump into someone and pretend it causes you to fall down. See if they apologize. (This is hard to do, because they normally try to avoid me when I try to bump them.)
    5. Walk behind someone until he/she turns around. Then say, "What?" (You should look very confused, so it makes them be confused also.)
    6. Run around and jump on things and make noises pretending to be a more...

    One day, 3 men were walking around in the desert. One was poor, but had lots to drink and was smart; one was rich and very thirsty but was smart, and the last was poor, thirsty and stupid.
    Suddenly a genie popped up and said, "Each of you can have one wish, but it is a different sort of wish to the usual. Each of you can go down this magic slide," and a slide appeared from nowhere, "and whatever you say in the slide you will land in a large pile of whatever you said."
    The first man went down and said, "GOLD," and he landed in gold; the second man said, "COCA-COLA," and he landed in coca-cola; the last man said, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and he landed in wee.

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