Third-grade Jokes

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    A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"Harry: "9".Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"Harry: "36".And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can more...

    A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
    The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
    Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
    The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
    She agreed.
    Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed
    to take the test.
    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
    Harry: "9".
    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
    Harry: "36".
    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
    The more...

    A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of
    her students.
    The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry
    answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
    third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in
    the third-grade too!"
    Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
    While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to
    the principal what the situation was.
    The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if
    he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
    first-grade and behave.
    She agreed.
    Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him
    and he agreed to take the test.
    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
    Harry: "9".
    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
    Harry: "36".
    And so it went with every question the principal thought more...

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