Thinnest Jokes

Thinnest Books

The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton

The Amish Phone Directory

Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette

George Foreman's Big Book Of Baby Names

French Hospitality

Everything Women Know About Men

Everything Men Know About Women

Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches

Different Ways To Spell Bob

Career Opportunities For Liberal Arts Majors

America's Most Popular Lawyers

Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean

The Wild Years-By Al Gore

Things I Would Not Do For Money-By Dennis Rodman

Human Rights Advances In China

To All The Men I've Loved Before-By Ellen Degeneres

The Engineer's Guide To Fashion

My Plan To Find The Real Killers-By O. J. Simpson

How To Land A Plane At Martha's Vineyard - By Jfk, Jr.

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno
MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

Bridge Travel by Ted Kennedy

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book. more...

What is the thinnest book in the world? Biographies of Happy women.

A WOMEN'S PERSPECTIVE
Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have more...