Think-think-think Jokes

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    (Supposedly a true story - then again, aren't they all?)
    This Certified Flight Instructor and his Student are holding on the runway for
    departing cross traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby woods, stops
    in the middle of the runway, and just stands there looking at them.
    Tower: "Cessna XXX cleared for take-off."
    Std: "What should I do? What should I do?"
    Inst: "What do you think you should do?"
    (Think-think-think.)
    Std: "Maybe if I taxi toward him it'll scare him away."
    Inst: "That's a good idea."
    (Taxis toward deer, but deer is macho, and holds position.)
    Tower: "Cessna XXX cleared for take-off, runway NN."
    Std: "What should I do? What should I do?"
    Inst: "What do you think you should do?"
    (Think-think-think.)
    Std: "Maybe I should tell the tower."
    Inst: "That's a good idea."
    Std: more...

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