Thai Jokes

Haiku on Thai coup:
Take you or leave you I do
Thai coup or leave you

Is this your first trip to Malaysia? Are you a tourist, a businessman or a Mat Salleh expatriate waylaid from the safe haven of Bangsar? If you are, here's some lessons to help you along Lesson 1 You have just landed in Subang International Airport and the first thing you want to do is to call your Malaysian friend. If you're calling him at home or at the office, the first thing to say on the phone is "Eh, what you doing?". If you're calling him on the handphone (cellular phone) the standard greeting is "Eh, where are you?" Lesson 2 Your Malaysian friend has graciously offered to pick you from the airport. He said "Give me half an hour?", be prepared to wait at least one and a half hours. This is probably your first (of many) encounter with Malaysian Timing. There's no need to adjust your watch. Whatever time a Malaysian tells you, just add (minimum) one hour, and you won't go wrong. Lesson 3 You have no friends in Malaysia (yet) and you decide to take a more...

Santa and Banta, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant.
While looking at the menu, Banta noticed Santa looking at the vegetarian section of the menu.
"What would you like Santa?" he asked.
"I'm looking at this Eggplant Spicy dish," Santa replied.
"Santa, you like meat and potatoes. You won't like that dish," Banta said.
"What do you know," answered Santa, "I'm getting it."
"Santa, I'm telling you, you are a meat and potatoes kind of guy. You won't like it!" Banta exclaimed.
"I'm getting it and that is the last word!" says Santa.
A short while later the meals arrive at the table.
Santa looks down and his dish and says to Banta, "Where are my eggs?" SantaBanta
Poor Santa ! "Santa and his girlfriend were out driving one day. He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling.
Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Can you drive more...

I gave up Thai boxing because I felt the Thais were getting fed up being put in boxes.

Santa and Banta, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant.
While looking at the menu, Banta noticed Santa looking at the vegetarian section of the menu.
"What would you like Santa?" he asked.
"I’m looking at this Eggplant Spicy dish," Santa replied.
"Santa, you like meat and potatoes. You won’t like that dish," Banta said.
"What do you know," answered Santa, "I`m getting it."
"Santa, I`m telling you, you are a meat and potatoes kind of guy. You won’t like it!" Banta exclaimed.
"I’m getting it and that is the last word!" says Santa.
A short while later the meals arrive at the table.
Santa looks down and his dish and says to Banta, “Where are my eggs? ”