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You've all heard of TGIF - Thank God It's Friday, right?
Well my Secretary refers to Friday as POETS day...
Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday....!!!

A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir," to which he replies, "S-H-I-T, ma'am." Surprised, she replies, "Excuse me, I was just trying to be nice, TGIF stands for 'Thank goodness it's Friday.' The man replies, "SHIT stands for 'Sorry honey it's Thursday.'

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first.

why do blondes put tgif on their trainers?
it stands for
Toe Goes In First

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits Go In Front.