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    (must be read with an Italian or other foreign accent)
    One day ima gonna America to bigga hotel.
    Inna morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
    Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bitch.
    So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit onna my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
    I go to more...

    One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.
    I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two
    pissa toast. She bring me only one piss.
    I tella her I wanna two piss; she say, go to toilet - I say, you no
    understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you betta no piss
    on plate, you sonna ma b*tch! I don't even know lady, she calla me
    somma ma b*tch.
    Then I go to pharmacia with a cougha. The man he give me candy ana
    tell me fa cough! - I don't even know man ana he tella me FA COUGH!
    Later I got to eat soma lunch at Ricky's Place, the waitress she
    bring me spoon, a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock - She
    tell me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, I
    wanna fock on table. She say you betta not fock on table you sonna
    ma b*tch - I not even know lady ana she call me sonna ma b*tch.
    So, I go back to my hotel room, an there's no sheet on my bed. I
    calla the manager and tella him I more...

    One a daya I'ma go to Detroit to a biga hotel. Ina morning I'ma go down to eta the breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss's toast.
    She bring me only one a piss,
    I tella I wanna two piss's, she say to go to the toilet. I say you no unnerstan, I wanna two piss ona my plate,
    She say you better not piss on your plate, you sonnama bitch.
    I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonnema bitch.
    Later I'ma go to eta at biga restaurant,
    The waitress brings me spoon and knife but no fock,
    I tell her I wanna fock,
    She tell me everybody wanna fock,
    I tell her you no unnerstan, I wanna fock ona table,
    She say you better no fock ona table, you sonnama bitch
    So I'ma go back in my room I'ma hotel and theres no s#it ona my bed, I calla the manager an tell him I wanna s#it ona my bed.
    He tell me go to the toilet.
    I say you no unnerstan, I say again I wanna s#it ona my bed, he say you better not s#it ona the bed you sonnama more...

    One day, I'ma go to Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She bring me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand . I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
    Later, I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress, she bring me a spoon and knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock onna the table. She say you better not fock onna the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
    So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there's no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit onna my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't more...

    I am an Italiano visitin America. One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She bring me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say no, you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress bring me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everybody wanna fock. I tella her no, you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room ina hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to ma toilet. I say no, you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: more...

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