Televisions Jokes

Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram. You probably haven't heard most of them. Please try not to laughtoo hard and feel free to flame as much as you like-we are all likepassengers on the deck of the Titanic discussing what we're going to do whenwe get to shore.How can you tell when a mechanic has been behind your nuclear warhead? There are nubile lambchops all over your pizza! How can you tell when a pope has been coming towards your spaceship? There are laughing travelling salesmen in your banana! How do you get 100 gargoyles into a nuclear warhead? Throw in a lawn sprinkler! Why do motorcycles fold born-again eyeballs? To diaper their skyscrapers! Why do policemen have toilets? So that yaks will disobey them! What do you get when you cross a Barbie doll and a banana? An angry nurse! What did the Democrat say to the kettle drum?"Ignore my eyeball, you square baby!"What did the finger say ot the lawn sprinkler?"Enlist more...

A blonde walks into a second hand shop and looks at the clerk and says how much do you want for that television up there, in reply the clerk says we do not sell televisions to blondes.
The blonde leaves the store and goes to the local hair stylist and dyes her hair red and returns to the shop and asks how much they want for the television, again in reply the clerk says we do not sell televisions to blondes.
Angry the blonde leaves the store and this time colors her hair brunette and returns to the store asking how much they want for the television and the clerk again says we do not sell televisions to blondes.
The blonde then says how did you know it was me all along and in reply the clerk says,
"Thats a microwave not a television"

A blonde walked into a store and asked to buy a television. The man said that they did not sell televisions to blondes, so the blonde left.
That night the blonde dyed her hair red. In the morning she went back to the store and asked to buy a television. The guy still said we don't sell televisions to blondes. The blonde asked how did he know she was a blonde. He answered because that's not a television; it's a microwave!

A blonde walked into an appliance store and asked to buy a t.v.The man said "We dont sell televisions to blondes."
That night the blonde dyed her hair red.In the morning she went back to the store and asked to buy a t.v. The man said"we dont sell televisions to blondes.""How did you know i am a blonde." "Because thats a microwave not a tv."

Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE. EXE, an MS-DOSprogram. You probably haven't heard most of them. Please try not to laughtoo hard and feel free to flame as much as you like--we are all likepassengers on the deck of the Titanic discussing what we're going to do whenwe get to shore. How can you tell when a mechanic has been behind your nuclear warhead? There are nubile lambchops all over your pizza! How can you tell when a pope has been coming towards your spaceship? There are laughing travelling salesmen in your banana! How do you get 100 gargoyles into a nuclear warhead? Throw in a lawn sprinkler! Why do motorcycles fold born-again eyeballs? To diaper their skyscrapers! Why do policemen have toilets? So that yaks will disobey them! What do you get when you cross a Barbie doll and a banana? An angry nurse! What did the Democrat say to the kettle drum?" Ignore my eyeball, you square baby!"What did the finger say ot the lawn sprinkler?" more...