I highly doubt this is true, but it's a funny read. This is apparently a true story which occurred very recently in the Telecom Call Centre in Lower Hutt.
The Operator received a call from a somewhat irate and very worried Pacific Islander who it seems needed some urgent marriage guidance. The call went like this:
Telecom: How may we help you?
Customer: I haff a big problem with my phone bill. My wife, she think I haffing an affair!
Telecom: Okay Sir, and how can we help you with this?
Customer: My bill haff all these calls to Salulah and my wife think I haffing an affair with this woman, but I never heard of her before. I need to trace these calls please.
Telecom: Sir, I'm sorry but the bill won't actually tell you the name of the person you're calling, just their number.
Customer: This one does.
Telecom: What phone do you have, Sir?
Customer: A mobile. I tell you more...