Teen Jokes / Recent Jokes
My son Mark was only 5 feet, 8 inches tall when he left for college in the fall. He worked through the Christmas holidays and didn't return home again until the February break.When he got off the plane, I was stunned at how much taller he looked. Measuring him at home, I discovered he now stood at 5 feet, 11 inches. My son was as surprised as I. "Couldn't you tell by your clothes that you'd grown?" I asked him."Since I've been doing my own laundry," he replied, "I just figured everything had shrunk."
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man starts talking about how times havechanged. The young man picks up on this and starts talkingabout the various problems and diseases going around.Teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot of problemswith all these diseases when you were young did they?"Grandpa replies, "Nope."Teen says, "Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?"Grandpa replies, "A wedding ring."
One day a teen goes up to his dad and says
Dad guess What...
His dad says what..
The teen goes dad I got a 500 pound piece of ass today
His dad goes...Your Mother's
Our son was constantly wandering in and out of the house, leaving the front or back door wide open."Once and for all, will you PLEASE close that door!" my exasperated wife pleaded one day. "Were you born in a barn?""No, I was born in a hospital," he replied, smirking, "...with automatic doors."
A teenage girl shopped at the mall and stopped at the perfume counter. She sees, “My Sin”, “Desire”, and “Ecstasy”. She says to the salesperson, “I don't want to get emotionally involved...I just want to smell nice.”
Miley Cyrus performed a suggestive pole dance atop an ice cream cart during last night's Teen Choice Awards. It was her answer to "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
The teenager approached the sales clerk in the dress shop with a large bag. “My mother likes this outfit -- may I exchange it?