Teapot Jokes

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    It All Hinges On,,,,

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    Bill was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.
    At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked how much for the teapot. Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $100! "My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bill had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.
    From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
    Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

    Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it.

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    Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But Ive got a nice teapot. Helen: No you havent. Ive just dropped it.

    YOUNG Pakistani civil servant had just got married. He was desperately trying to find somewhere to live. His mother advised him to go and see the faqir (holy man) as a last resort. And so he did.

    "What I'm looking for is a small apartment, nothing too expensive, just three rooms, kitchen and bathroom, with a balcony and if possible a telephone and..."

    "Very well", said the faqir. "Take this incense and burn it in a little blue teapot. A djinn will appear, who will make your wish come true."

    The young man did as the faqir said. He burned the incense in a little blue teapot. And, sure enough, the djinn appeared.

    "Your wish is my command!"

    "Well, I'd like a small apartment, nothing too expensive, just three rooms, a kitchen and bathroom, with a balcony if possible a telephone...."

    "Is that all?" the genie asked. "You fool! if I had a three-roomed apartment, more...

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