A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized, shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why, yes sir, this IS a Union House."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20." That's more like it!" the UAW man said. He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like more...
Q: What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
A: "Don't do anything 'till I get back."
[Brad, if you post this joke, do I need to worry about violence from
the 2 or 3 teamsters who know how to read? ]
Source: my brother, who heard the joke working on a film in Los Angeles.
Question: How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Twelve. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?" Don't do anything' till I get back."